"လူပ်ိဳၾကီး"[Joke of the day -6] 

ဟာသပေဒသာ
“လူပ်ိဳၾကီး”

ကြ်န္ေတာ့္ကို လူပ်ိဳၾကီးဆိုျပီးေျပာေနၾကတယ္ ။ ဘာေၾကာင့္ လူပ်ိဳၾကီး ျဖစ္ရသလဲ ဆိုတာေျပာျပမယ္ ။
လြန္ခဲ့တဲ့ (၁၀) ႏွစ္ေလာက္က ကြ်န္ေတာ္ မိန္းကေလး၁ေယာက္ကို Propose လုပ္ခဲ့ပါတယ္ ။
အဲ့ေကာင္မေလးက ဒီလို ျပန္ေျပာခဲ့တယ္ဗ် ။
ေကာင္မေလး  - ဘာ ကြ်န္မကို ခ်စ္တယ္ ဟုတ္လား …. ေနစမ္းပါဦး ... ၊
                    ရွင္က လန္ခရူဆာ စီးႏိုင္လို႔လား .... 
ကြ်န္ေတာ္      - မ …. မ …. စီးႏိုင္ ….ဘူးဗ် ။
ေကာင္မေလး  - ေနဦး လံုးခ်င္းတိုက္နဲ႔ေရာ ေနႏိုင္လို႔လား … 
ကြ်န္ေတာ္      - ဟို…. ဟို .... ေလ …. ဟိုေလ …
ေကာင္မေလး  - ဟိုေတြ ဒီေတြ လုပ္မေနနဲ႔ ၊ ရွင့္လစာကေရာ ဘယ္ေလာက္လဲ ….
ကြ်န္ေတာ္      - လစာရယ္လို႔ေတာ့ သတ္သတ္မွတ္မွတ္ မ….ရွိ …..  ပါ… ဘူးဗ် ….
ေကာင္မေလး  - အဟက္ ဒါနဲ႔မ်ား ကြ်န္မကို ခ်စ္တယ္ ေျပာေသး …. ရွင့္လိူလူမ်ိဳး တစ္သက္လံုး မစဥ္းစားဘူး ။

ေကာင္မေလး ထြက္သြားေတာ့ ကြ်န္ေတာ္ ေခါင္းကုတ္ျပီး စဥ္းစားလိုက္ပါတယ္ ။

“ေနပါဦး ငါ့မွာက လက္ရွိ ဖာရာရီကား၂စီး ၊ BMW ၆စီး နဲ႔ Porsche (၁) စီး ရွိေနတာပဲ ။
ဘာလို႔ လန္ခရူဆာ ထပ္ဝယ္ရမွာလဲ …. ဧက ၁၂၀ Villa နဲ႔ ေျခာက္ထပ္ Condo ရွိေနတာပဲ ။
လံုးခ်င္းတိုက္ လိုေသးလား ။ ေနာက္ပီး ငါက Company ပိုင္ရွင္ပဲ ။
ဘယ္သူက လစာလာေပးမွာ လဲ ။

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